yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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