She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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