they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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