Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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