The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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