talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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