Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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