the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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