UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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