In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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