She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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