I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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