my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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