why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
The ass gains better be worth it
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