so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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