her vagine was all disorganized.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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