We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
