FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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