I think i sorta joined a cult last night
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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