is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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