I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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