You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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