Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Randomize
