There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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