She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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