So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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