Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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