what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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