thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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