Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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