i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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