your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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