spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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