My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Randomize
