So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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