Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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