he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
