Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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