im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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