I'm drive I can fine osifer
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Boobs are out for the taking
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
