where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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