the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
