The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
sarcasm needs its own font
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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