Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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