Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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