I have demons in me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
