Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they need to just BURY HIM!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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