It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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