HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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