I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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