In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You can't special order awesome
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
