If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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