I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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