I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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